I should like to announce that slash fiction is unacceptable. Boy-on-boy does nothing for me, not in the least. Not even Ewan McGregor and Christian Bale getting it on can make me feel remotely happy-dirty (as opposed to icky-dirty).
But Christian Bale and Chelsey featurette?
Yes, please.
PRIVATE SCREENING.

P.S. I ask that I receive no dirty (happy-dirty) stories in my mailbox concerning one Sibi Bale's husband and myself. I don't think Sibi would like that very much. But, I suppose that if nobody tattled...